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This is a special edition of the People Who Should Be Sent to Mars series, Things Who Should…blah blah.
What is up with bags that, as soon as you bend down to pick up something, fall off your shoulder?! I know that the ladies understand this issue–those big purses that for some unknown reason,* happen to fall off your shoulder at the worst possible moments.
My personal favorite is when I’m packing up for a trip and I’m carrying a couple bags, suitcases, etc. and there’s that one over-the-shoulder backpack that is resting on my shoulder. I bend down to grab that last plastic bag and the stupid thing starts sliding down. I swear at it, try to fling it back, and eventually decide to leave it at my elbow. Now, I’ve got this wicked heavy backpack resting awkwardly on my elbow as I try to bring everything out to the car. Thanks!
I’d like to send all of those stupid bags, purses, and other annoying shoulder thingies to Mars, where they will effortlessly annoy everyone I’ve sent up there.
*Yes, I know that the “unknown reason” is gravity. And yes, I understand how it works. That doesn’t mean that it’s not annoying as all heck!
