While Emily, Kira, and I greatly enjoyed the Matchbox Twenty/Alanis Morissette concert we went to last night, it wasn’t perfect. Submitted for the court, evidence #1.
There was nothing really wrong with the acts; rather, there was a problem with the people. Specifically, the four drunk idiots in front of us. Not to say that people shouldn’t be allowed to drink at a concert, but everyone should follow these simple rules:
1. Thou shalt remain mostly quiet during the concert.
2. Thou shalt not stand up unless others have stood up.
3. Thou shalt be careful not to spill beer on other people.
4. Thou shalt not constantly make out during a performance.
5. Thou shalt not grope others in public.
6. Thou shalt never sing along so that others can hear thou.
7. Thou shalt not keep drinking beer if thou cannot hold it.
8. Thou shalt not use a cell phone more than 1 minute for every 2 hours of the show.
9. Thou shalt not yell/whistle/scream as if it is a sporting event.
10. Thou shalt never attend a concert if thou cannot follow the previously stated rules.