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I’m sure that I’m overgeneralizing here. In fact, I’m 100% positive that all Wade Tours buses do not behave in the same way. And yet, given my experiences last weekend, I have no problem making an overly generalized statement about an entire group of people. In fact, that’s sort of a trend with these PWSSM Edition posts. Does that mean I’m a horrible person? Perhaps, but I digress. Wade Tour bus drivers drive too darn fast!
Both Emily and I, in separate cars and separate places and in separate times, noticed that a Wade Tours bus was driving insanely fast across I-90 last weekend. I’m not sure exactly what Emily’s experience was, but the bus nearly slammed into my bumper. I was watching it in my rear view mirror and as its headlights rapidly got larger, I felt like I was in some bad car-horror movie from the late 80’s (”Night of the Undead Bus” or “Busaphobia” or “Cindy”–Cindy would be the name of the bus when it came alive, duh!). The point of the story is that Wade Tours buses are out of control! They should be sent to Mars to compete with the throngs of bad drivers. It would be like demolition derby!
