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This week’s personality profile is:
Birds who fly into your car
I guess this should really be BWSSM edition–birds who should be sent to Mars. Anyway, I get so mad at these birds lately who fly right into your car as you’re driving. I mean, it’s not like I’m coming out of no where. Clearly, birds have eyes, but, also rather clearly, they don’t use them. It seems that a bird’s train of thought is: “Hmm, what a lovely day. I think the only way to make this more lovely is to try to fly right into this car. Off I go dear!”
We hit a bird this morning on our way to work. It was completely unavoidable. The stupid thing flew directly into our car. That doesn’t mean I don’t feel bad. I’d rather send them to Mars where I won’t end up hitting them.