ATTENTION CITIZENS: The Martians have been driven back to their homes. Now is our time to strike! Clearly, these Martians are un-American: we try to bring them liberty and the values of Christianity and they act like they “already have their own culture.” We need you now more than ever.
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This week’s personality profile is People Who Speed to Cover Up Mistakes. You know these people. They almost drift into your lane. They almost cut you off. They almost get off on the wrong exit. For them, their solution is to always speed up as fast as possible and make it seem like…they’re idiots.
I mean, come on. Is anyone really going to say “Oh, I guess they didn’t really almost drift into my lane because they are going so fast! They must know what they’re doing!”
Of course, no one would say this. And my point here would be: drive carefully after you screw up–you don’t really want to cause a disaster! Of course, if you insist on driving fast after making a mistake, you should be sent to Mars. Don’t worry, the Martains have a saying
“If after screwing up you feel like entering a race,
Don’t worry, we’ll just send you straight into space”
Or something like that…
July 17th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
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