22 Jul
PWSSM Edition: Drifters
This week’s personality profile is…
Drifters
Drifters are those idiots who, for some unknown reason, cannot stay in their own lane. Say you’re headed around a curve on some rural road. A drifter will make sure to practically hit you as they come into your lane. Or, pretend that you’re driving along the interstate, minding your own business, as you notice that someone is passing you. A drifter will make sure to pass you while keeping half of their car in your lane, just to let you know that they’re that close.
On Mars, I hope everyone is a drifter. My theory is that if two drifters approach each other on a curve on Mars they will end up drifting into each other’s lane and…well…it won’t be pretty.
