ATTENTION CITIZENS: Okay, so there really is no war on Mars. We lied about that. But we sort of wanted to gather up everyone who actually could believe in such a thing. I hope that means that those of you left reading this post don’t match these profiles. So, without further ado…
This week’s personality profile is bikers who don’t follow the laws. In 2005, I biked every day to work at Disney for my internship. It was a 8 mile round trip bike ride. I got honked at, got the middle finger a lot, and almost got hit several times. As mad as I was at those drivers, I get even more mad watching bikers back at home. In LA, I was one of very few pedestrians, let alone bikers. Here, there are a lot of bikers. And guess what? They’re almost all idiots.
I’m talking about the bikers who bike on the wrong side of the road. Or those idiots who don’t follow traffic signals and think they can just bike right through a red light. Or those morons who go speeding through intersections, weaving about.
These people should be sent to Mars with the rest of the bad drivers we’ve sent up there and see how they get along. That should be fun.
